The Secret of the Jerk: Why Women Crave Extreme Masculinity
(NOTE: This post ended up being longer than I expected—MUCH LONGER. “You should have divided it into many posts.” Why write a galaxy of posts when one article will do!)
No, your eyes are not mistaken. The guy with the beautiful woman is a jerk and/or ugly guy! What is he doing with her? Can she not see? Has she no eyes?
Alas! The poor male looks around, knows not who to turn to, and eventually concludes that the universe is a cruel and mysterious personage who offers no answers, no solutions, and no explanations—especially for the enigma of all enigmas, the beautiful woman! Obviously, something is amiss. How do these ugly-to-average looking guys get such babes? How do these cruel, stupid, barbaric males get these feminine jewels? Are they following a special trick? Are they super “confident”? What is their secret? Or are they even aware of their secret?
But what if nothing is amiss? What if this is all correct to the will of Nature? Where does that leave the Don Juan?
Oh, there she is! The beautiful woman! The ornament of the world! The dream in flesh! She stands aloof on the platform and says, “Gentlemen! How are you to win me?”
And around the platform, a thousand mouths cry: “Confidence.” “Humor.” “Patterns.” “Kino.” “Chocolate.” “Poetry.” “By ignoring you.” “By totally focusing on you.” “Puffed muscles.” “Flowers.” “Spiky hair.” “Endless gifts.” “Mirroring.” “Leather jackets.” “Eliciting values.” “Sparkly clothes.” “Bouncy personality.” “Romance.” “Dinner. Lobster!” “Compliments.” “Guitar songs.”
And she laughs only to say, “These are very well and good, gentlemen. But are you not aware that imitation is suicide? You forget that confidence is experience, that puffed muscles are not to be a masculine dress, that any guy can buy me lobster, and that countless many can sing guitar songs. Are you so unaware of what I need?”
But a lone voice speaks from the floor: “You, madam, are to win me! For I am the prize to be won!”
And with that, she giggles in glee. “For every one of you, there are a thousand guys willing to offer me the above. It is cute that you are different. But why am I with the ugly guy at the end? Why do I prefer the jerk?” And with this, the lone voice had no answer.
Then comes the great exclamation: “Because he is a man!” “Yes, but no,” she snobbily laughs. “Because he is disrespectful.” “He is that, but no.” “Because he is an animal.” “Not at all!” “Because he has a super ego!” “True, but no.” “Because he wears his cap backwards!” “Hah!” “Because he is rough and mean.” “Nope!”
And then a golden arrow shaft of voice pierced the confusion, penetrated deep within the truth, spread those warm, gooey moans of ecstasy throughout, and made her come with such surprising clarity that she screamed in delight. For the voice said,
“Extreme masculinity!”
“Oh Pook!” she smiled in radiance. “How right you are!” And all the guys’ mouths turned into a big O as the beautiful woman ran off the platform into the arms of Pook.
[The rest of the chapter continues exactly as above, with punctuation and grammar corrected, and all paragraphs preserved in their original form.]
Written by Pook at SoSuave forum
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