Womanese Decoded: How to Read, Respond, and Win with Women
Again into infinity, a young man says, “Oh, help me, great oracle called Sosuave! I have had a scenario with a WOAH-MAN. This happened then, that happened there, X followed Y, Z proceeded N, and R is the result! “Does she like me?”
Looking for female interest is a course toward disaster. It places you under the master of reaction rather than action. However, how many AFCs don’t have a clue that chicks might actually lust after them? And how many have been blinded by their own vanity—“Oooohhh, she is flirting”—only to be sucked into a trap! Besides, most guys need to realize the world of sexuality out there. Every chick will do a Sexual Scan on you, almost robotic-like, and most guys are found lacking.
Bold will be the WOAH-MAN. Regular text will be the translation. Italics will be La Pookeboo.
Someone called me. Was it you? Did you call me? She wants you to ask for her phone number.
Blah blah, I like dates when blah blah occurs, blah blah... She wants YOU to ask her out NOW.
It may seem she is just a girl talking to you. However, chicks talk about dating and guys calling them when their mind is on dating. She’s telling you what she wants you to know.
She ‘accidentally’ bumps into you. OOOOPSS! She ‘accidentally’ runs into you. OOOPS! She is flirting and trying to get your attention, you self-absorbed dumba$$!
Don’t be shy! I’m not... #%#$$%^! Loosen up, pal! Have fun!
If she keeps on looking in your direction... She IS looking at you.
She compliments you in any way. She likes you. You’ve impressed her.
She becomes more ANIMATED around you, starts dancing and stuff. She wants you.
You look at her, and she looks away. She’s been caught! Now go talk to her.
She sits cross-legged with her hand/wrist caught between her legs. She would do you now if she could.
My boyfriend is so stupid! I can’t believe what he did yesterday! He... She wants you to steal her from her BOREfriend.
This new guy I am dating makes me feel soooooooooooooooooo good. Oh, you don’t know how goooooood he makes me feel! She has no interest in you and is vomiting her feelings everywhere (gross!).
My boyfriend hurt my feelings. boo hoo. (sob) Congratulations, you are officially an Emotional Tampon!
How can you tell if you are an emotional tampon, if she is vomiting her feelings, or if she wants you to steal her? It is simple. If her emotions are on herself, she is bleeding her feelings everywhere and making quite a mess. If the feelings are bad, she is using you as the emotional tampon. You are there for her to unload her feelings and get tossed aside. However, if the girl is projecting no feelings of herself and only tearing down her boyfriend, it is obvious what she intends.
You remind me of a guy I used to know... She has been checking you out but doesn’t want you to think she is overly interested. With this comment, she is ‘covering up’.
Sometimes you might actually LOOK like a guy she knew. Either way, she is noticing your looks.
What do you do for fun? Are you dating anyone? What is the story with you? Interested chicks will ask you this because they want you to ask them out, and you haven’t done so yet. They are worried you are taken!
I ask this question to see if a chick had a boyfriend. Knowing her Womanese, she answered, “My boyfriend and I go out too.”
We could go on all day about ‘signs’ and such. Generally, look for this: She becomes more animated. She starts smiling, prancing, spinning in circles, exaggerating body movements, talking in high octaves, and being EXCITED. This is because YOU are around.
Her clothes will change. She is suddenly wearing NICER outfits and make-up. Isn’t it obvious? Very.
She deliberately wears high-heeled shoes. She intends to get f*cked tonight.
Women call high-heel shoes their f*ck shoes.
She seems disinterested. When talked to, she gets shy. She likes you. Women, like guys, get really shy around the person they like. They’ll even fake disinterest.
Her chair is facing away from you, but she has her legs up on her seat and has turned towards you. You have her attention. A VERY good sign!
She looks at you and has a ‘deer in the headlights’ look. She thinks you are really hot. These chicks are into your looks. Don’t get a big head and think they love your other qualities.
She ‘appears’ around you. This happens consistently. She is displaying interest by proximity.
The more statuesque she becomes is bad. She will not smile, give one-word answers, de-emphasize her body, move away, and generally be quieter.
“But Pook! She might be NERVOUS!” This is true, she might. But how can you tell if she is merely using you or truly interested? WATCH THE EYES! No, they are not those marvelous orbs on her chest. Not her face. Not her hair. WATCH THE EYES! A truly interested woman LOOKS at you. A woman who wants to USE you will have her eyes ELSEWHERE—on the music, on other people, or anywhere except where they belong: on YOU.
Some other points: When they like you, some girls try to be very calm and collected around you. “How does this differ from normal?” The difference is that they will hang on to every word you say. They will pay 110% attention to YOU. When you leave the room, she WILL squeal in delight.
She wears clothes that exaggerate her ‘figure’. (This is fun to watch when they think: “If I push my boobs in Pook’s face, I get the Pook!” Silly chicks!)
She tries to talk to you. Or she seems very, very receptive to talking to you.
Beautiful women will simply look at your face. They will more likely stare. They will not display obvious signs of interest.
If a woman looks like she has worked to be attractive (make-up, tight clothes, etc.), it’s possible she is single. Once within a relationship, the girls tend to relax their wardrobe.
When the seasons change to Autumn and the weather begins to get colder, a taken chick automatically puts on a sweater or coat (you know how girls are when they get so cold). You can spot the single chicks because they will still be wearing flesh-revealing clothes when her sisters are starting to warm up.
Written by Pook at SoSuave forum
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